i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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