guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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