I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
another moral hangover. fuck.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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