Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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