Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Sext me about skeletons
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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