god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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