I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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