I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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