piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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