Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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