The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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