I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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