One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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