her vagine was all disorganized.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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