Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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