Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
