Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
He shit in the fireplace
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
