evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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