id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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