so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
babies were throwing up all over the place
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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