Have you finally orgasmed yet?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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