The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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