I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
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