PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I wish you could order shots online.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Randomize
