Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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