The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
he laminated a picture of his dick.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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