I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
