Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
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