I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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