their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
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