I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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