How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
