You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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