This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
