12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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