you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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