I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
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