i don't plan on having that self control this summer
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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