if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I could fuck to npr.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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