Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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