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You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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