guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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