I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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