just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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