her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Green mimosas i think yes
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
