Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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