The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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