awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Randomize
