Grow some girl-balls and come out already
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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