Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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