Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
My pussy is not your playground.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Randomize
