i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Dear god my vagina.
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