you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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