well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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