anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Operation Purity has been aborted
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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