Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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