Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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