I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Reggie can tackle my bush.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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